Johnny does Nel know about you and that slutty old Strat? I sure hope she doesn't
Learn how you've been sliding your fingertips across Sluttocaster's body while you're fondling her long sensuous neck. I mean...we're not talkin about a cute goat anymore!
This is serious stuff here! Get hold of yourself.
This old traveler left the lodge today to be my voice for the afternoon. I forgot how special she is. Felt like crying after playing. I don't think Ill change the pickups.