Rice Krispie Duck - Oldest Duck in North America?

Dear Kellogg's Chief Executive Officer:


This is a picture of Becky the male duck. I believe that he may have been the oldest duck in North America. 

I was playing songs on my ukulele beside the barn tonight when I noticed Becky had tipped and fallen on his side. Becky was 11 years old and had eaten nothing but Rice Krispies his entire life. 

He was a friendly duck so I have taken him in to have him stuffed. His backside was a bit soiled so I spray painted him with white paint on his rear end. 

I was wondering if you would like to put his picture on the Rice Krispies box after he is stuffed. I will supply a small pillbox cap, as I think he would look good with a hat. He could also sit in a display case at your head office. 

Thanks for making great cereal. 

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