Monday, 25 January 2016

Turkey steals instruction manual

Pete the turkey casually walks by and plucks booklet from my hand. He then runs off, drops the booklet and gobbles at me. Who needs instructions anyhow? More Tales from The Pipe and Slipper....

2 comments:

  1. A literate turkey is a well-informed turkey.

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  2. He shouldn't be too well informed. It would just frighten him.

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